The Party

Zim: We need a plan to STOP Dib.
Gir: How 'bout we have a party! AND THE PIGGYS!!
Zim: No GIR. What about a party? We can blow it up!
Gir: I like the CRAZY TACO!
Zim: I know, Gir.
Zim sets up a whole party with explosives hidden.
Dib: I know this is one of your TRICKS, Zim! I only came to get EVIDENCE that you are a alien!
Zim: Yah. Sure. Whatever.
Dib:....
Zim: AND NOW..... THE BOOM!!!
Dib: The "boom"?
Zim presses a button, but it has no effect.
Dib: Ha! Your plan didn't work! Is that pizza?
Dib sits down and starts eating.
Zim: GIR??? Where is the BOOM?
Gir: The Boom? I ATE IT!
Zim: This whole plan was a failure from the start. Take care of the rest, Gir.



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THE SIR'S!!!

Aboard the Massive...
Purple: Well, i think you should dest-
Red: No, wait! Broken SIR units, we'll send 'em to ZIM!
Purple: Then, we wont have a Zim problem anymore!

At Zim's house...

Zim: GIR! The tallest are sending me SIR replacements. Soldier, your job is done! Power down!

Gir: But... I don't wanna.

Zim: GIRR!!! Listen to your master!!

Gir: Okay....

*Gir walks into a closet*

*Knock on the door*

Zim: YES!! There HERE!!!

*Opens door*

Zim: Hello! I am ZIM!! Your new master!

SIR: Defective master dectected. Calling other SIRs. Must eliminate!

Zim: No. NOOO!!! AAHHHH!! GIR!!! THE SIR'S!!!! THE SIR'S!!

Gir comes out of the closet, shuts the door, and turns on The Angry Monkey Show.

Gir: I love this show...

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As the day goes on...

Zim: Uuhgg! This.... is.... DISGUSTING! I cant sell this!

Back at home....

*knock on the door*

Zim: Who? what? UGH!- Poop Dog??

Poop Dog: Yes! I just wanted to tell you, you can NEVER get the prize. Word.

Zim:...

*Throws Poop candy at Poop Dog*

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The POOP Video

Poop Dog: Word up, kids! This is Poop Dog!
Do you wanna go magnet with da moneys?
Then jack this box of Poop Cola Candy! It's the great taste of Poop Cola wrapped in a layer of chocolate madness!
The top prize is something your b-b-b-brain won't believe!
Zim: The prize! What if its a weakness in the Earth's defense's!?!?! TELL ME THE PRIZE, POOP DOG!!
Poop Dog: Good luck my fellow Poop slices!
Zim: Good luck? Hah! Take your "Good Luck" back! The mighty ZIM does not need it!

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The next day..

The next day at school....



Zim: So, Dib. Who's inferior now? Hunh? Hunh?
Dib: What do you mean?
*sipps Poop Cola*

Ms.Bitters: Calm down, everyone. Now were gonna watch a video so you can start selling POOP candies. and MAYBE your worthless self's could get us new desks.


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Payment

Gaz: Come here, Dib.

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Enter: GAZ

Gaz: DIB!!!!! Did you drink the last soda?
Dib: Gaz. I'm in the middle of saving-
Gaz: You will pay.
Dib: You can't talk about the soda like it's yours.

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:/

Dib: HA! Any INTELLIGENT creature would see that thats a globe! A spher-
Zim: What?
Dib: A model of ou-
Zim: Hunh?
Dib: *sighs*

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The Nightmare.... is still going on.

ZIM: Yes. YES!!!! THE WORLD, GIR!! ITS OURS!!!
Gir: PIGGY!!!

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